12 mushroom kings

Only 12 of them are the real kings. Only 12.

Seven levels of Awareness

Created from the state of deep absorption.

Guru Xia stories

Great teacher Benjamin Pen was the main lineage holder of the teachings of the Great Graphite Rod. He successfully passed these teachings to his student Xia, who later became guru himself.

The story about the Great Graphite Rod.

A student asked Guru Xia why he wears no dress and should his students do the same?

"What do you mean? - asked Guru Xia, - I am wearing 4 sides of the world - left, right, up and down. But literally it means nothing. What we should wear and what we should not - only Great Graphite Rod knows.

- Why our universe is in black and white? - asked students.

- Because the Photoshop doesn't work properly, - was the answer.

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Pencil Dharma

Once all the students have gathered together to listen to the Pencil teachings, but the teacher Xia did not come. "Where is the teacher?" - asked students?

"Everywhere... everywhere... here... here... - appeared on the white paper.

First Bullet... Second bullet...

The guy with the gun is saying: "The Machines rose from the ashes of the nuclear fire... first bullet... Their war to exterminate mankind has raged for decades... second bullet..."

The guy with the crown is the 9th mushroom emperor.

Leo Tolstoy

One of the greatest novelist in 19th-century Russia (and some reckon in the whole world) - Count Leo Tolstoy

Monster Bike

Writer and Singer

I could not resist drawing my favorite writer Pelevin and favorite singer BG drinking together my favorite Porto 777 and talking about the truth (whatever).

Positive energy!

Hands up!

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